One of our Dogs has a leaky dinkle, bless him. It's a bit gross (sorry if this is too much information) but he has a milky discharge coming out of it most of the time *gags* and the worst thing is that when he lies on the (leather) sofa, he leaves little white patches. Mr Nudie and I have discussed this on occasion and it's possible that the Little Prince has been within earshot during these discussions. It's also possible he may (read definately did) have heard us describe the poor creatures affliction as a 'leaky cock'.
Mr Nudie and the boy were in his room earlier talking about the animals on the wall (he has a Noahs Ark mural). LP was cleverly pointing out all the animals and telling Mr Nudie what they were, Tiger, Elephant, Monkeys etc. Mr N points to the most intricate painting on the wall and says 'What's this beautiful Bird called?' LP looks none the wiser. Mr N continues 'This is a Peacock.......', he's interrupted by a little voice 'No Daddy, that not Hecock. Hecock on sofa'.........................
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fnar! priceless!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha, out of the mouths of babes!
ReplyDeleteI love that boy. And I love that dog. Not so much the leaky cock though...
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Love it. I am so glad that we have a bitch. The only thing we have to contend with is the death guff.
ReplyDeleteLove what kids pick up on! Maybe you should rename the dog to hecock, has a certain ring to it!!!
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The teachers are going to think he's priceless when he gets to school age ;)
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